May 2013
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
How to tell if someone is crazy. →
See all the signs here
..I am crazy
Not entirely surprised tho
holy shit EVERY SINGLE THING applies to me wtf
hAHhaHHAHhAHhAHhA
Its insane that every single thing is me though what the hell
Fairly sure everyone on Tumblr will be considered crazy according to this tbh
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
nbcemployee:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
nope:
don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
rosaparking:
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
adamusprime:
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet
joelle-elizabeth:
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
nsrrenard:
DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL
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What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
helloopandee:
how do people enjoy running wtf
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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
“Do not tell everyone your story. You will only end up feeling more rejected....”
– Henri J.M. Nouwen (via efidelity)
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
malikthirst:
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
when I'm sad: I eat
when I'm happy: I eat
when I'm bored: I eat
when I'm angry: I eat
whether I'm in a good or bad mood: I eat
-circa:
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
alixabee:
dont-let-them-break-y0u:
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
